Are you tired of politics?
(note: everything after the first paragraph is devoted to comedy)
Is anyone else sick of politics? I know I am, but that may have something to do with the International Politics class I am taking at a college (though I'll be a highschool senior in a few months). Mind you, the professor is on the left – far left, extremely far left, an the overpriced textbook is a piece of crap. The only source the book cites that I have heard of is the professor (now you know why we are using that book), and the vast majority of the examples it provides attack Bush. So, if you have a politics class and the textbook is by a person named Rourke, you are now warned that you will go through the psychological form of castration.
Time for me to share some of my favorite comedy links.
First, an unlikely source, is the Slogans section of Bomis.com, here
Then, we have The People's Cube (hint: the name comes from a Rubik's Cube that is entirely red)
Another unlikely comes from the wonderful reviews of an armored car at Amazon.com, here. That link should take you to the first hilarious review, most of the chronologically later/top of the list reviews are mild.
In the musical section, we have I Am The Very Model Of A Microsoft Executive(lyrics only). You can find a clip of I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General by Gilbert & Sullivan for the music.
And, to close the list with a blog – as is proper – we have PointFive. The Stephen Hawking impressions are just short of those on Glenn Beck's radio show, but Glenn requires a subscription to access his audio archive.
URGENT UPDATE on Natalee Holloway: no one cares! For the love of god, more than one person dies in a week, and Aruba's tourism industry should not be ruined by this one incident. As a result of this media frenzy, people are going to cancel trips to Aruba and go to Jamaica because they think it is safer, when Jamaica actually has one of the highest murder rates in the world. By the way, do not try to buy drugs in Jamaica, because more often than not the 'dealer' is an undercover cop, and Jamaica doesn't know of things like "entrapment" or "inconclusive evidence".
Is anyone else sick of politics? I know I am, but that may have something to do with the International Politics class I am taking at a college (though I'll be a highschool senior in a few months). Mind you, the professor is on the left – far left, extremely far left, an the overpriced textbook is a piece of crap. The only source the book cites that I have heard of is the professor (now you know why we are using that book), and the vast majority of the examples it provides attack Bush. So, if you have a politics class and the textbook is by a person named Rourke, you are now warned that you will go through the psychological form of castration.
Time for me to share some of my favorite comedy links.
First, an unlikely source, is the Slogans section of Bomis.com, here
Then, we have The People's Cube (hint: the name comes from a Rubik's Cube that is entirely red)
Another unlikely comes from the wonderful reviews of an armored car at Amazon.com, here. That link should take you to the first hilarious review, most of the chronologically later/top of the list reviews are mild.
In the musical section, we have I Am The Very Model Of A Microsoft Executive(lyrics only). You can find a clip of I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General by Gilbert & Sullivan for the music.
And, to close the list with a blog – as is proper – we have PointFive. The Stephen Hawking impressions are just short of those on Glenn Beck's radio show, but Glenn requires a subscription to access his audio archive.
URGENT UPDATE on Natalee Holloway: no one cares! For the love of god, more than one person dies in a week, and Aruba's tourism industry should not be ruined by this one incident. As a result of this media frenzy, people are going to cancel trips to Aruba and go to Jamaica because they think it is safer, when Jamaica actually has one of the highest murder rates in the world. By the way, do not try to buy drugs in Jamaica, because more often than not the 'dealer' is an undercover cop, and Jamaica doesn't know of things like "entrapment" or "inconclusive evidence".
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