Things that everyone should know

1: Being cryogenically frozen means that you freeze to death, and you can't come back.
2: No one really supports the full platform of any political party, not even the politicians leading that party.
3: For those who wish that "manna would fall from heaven" so they don't have to work: God met you halfway; he created rain so you have free water, it's your job to get the food.
4: Smoking sections in restaurants should be turned into a "large groups of women and couples with a baby" section, and soundproofing ought to be installed to isolate the section.
5: Anything with radiation does not mean instant death. Radiation is emitted naturally by about everything that exists. Radiation causes minute differences to develop in species, and thus allows evolution. Radiation is only harmful when in very high concentrations (compared to everyday radiation). Depleted uranium is depleted, it has lost much of its harmful potential. In fact, depleted uranium is used in some types of dentures (ever hear someone say that their real teeth seem cleaner since they got false teeth?).
6: Corruption is the main cause of poverty on a national scale. A company will not form in a country where a single greedy politician can destroy a successful company simply for refusing to pay an illegal and extortionate bribe.
7: terrorists hate the US because of what the US does.
8: The US does what it does because the US is what it is
9: if you are unwilling to fix your own problems, no one else will fix them for you, because they know that you will not keep those problems fixed.
10: The Yankees win because they buy a victory.
11: The Patriots win because they are good.
12: What a republican sees as a democrat's sinister plan is a good intention from the perspective of the democrat.
13: What a democrat sees as a republican's sinister plan is a good intention from the perspective of the republican.
14: Social Security is a giant pyramid scheme.
15: There is no single cause of all evil.