Bush Rescues Secret Service From Chilean Police

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As Bush walks through the nation of Chile...


Chilean guy: hey budy, you got some spare change?

alright, give me the wallet!

Then the Secret Service agent, Nick Trotta, applies the Vulcan Death Grip

two more Chileans jump in, and try to prevent the agent from using the Death Grip again. Meanwhile, the Big Mob Boss (front, slightly blurry) says "you don't want any of this, you got me?"

President Bush, the head honcho of his Secret Service detail, notices the fight between his agents and the Chilean guards, who are also drug barons in their off-time.

Bush starts swaggering over to his endangered bodyguard.

"Hey, stop prancing around like New Jersey governor McGreevy. Get over here, pronto!"

Bush applies the Vulcan Death Grid to the first drug baron.

then does the same to the second, who couldn't escape the Texan's hand, even though that hand was coated with oil.

After freeing his guard, Bush states "c'mon, you pansy, I have work to do."

Once safely behind Bush, who upheld his title as Defender Of The Free World, agent Nick Trotta shouts "my president can beat up your president, wussies!"