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TV Calls Air Force for Help

An Air Force search and rescue alert was trigged by Chris van Rossman's flatscreen Toshiba TV. It has a built-in VCR, DVD and CD player. And an undocumented feature that has authorities scratching their heads.
Some sort of electric glitch was causing van Rossman's TV to transmit on the international distress frequency. The signal was picked up by a satellite and relayed to the Air Force Rescue Coordination Center in Virginia.
Van Rossman had no idea until airmen, deputies and Corvallis, Oregon, police were knocking on the door of his apartment. The errant signal was traced to his TV set.
Van Rossman was warned to keep the TV off or face a $10,000 fine for sending a false distress signal.
A spokeswoman for Toshiba says they've never heard of this sort of problem before. But the company is promising to give van Rossman a new TV.

I wonder how strong a distress signal must be for a satellite to pick it up.
And, rather than forcing the TV to stay off with the threat of charging $10,000, can't they find some material that would block the distress signal?

I won't bother fact-checking this story, because it's probably impossible to fact-check. Besides, t's simply too funny to take seriously.